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At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

"Fuck him. Get someone that wants you enough to give you a fucking text back. You know?"

-

cafai (via fhume)

MAN THIS.

(via vogue-pussyxo)

"I want to stain your lips with my name
So even if years later we aren’t kissing each other,
Girls will still taste the love we had.
"

"Write drunk, edit sober."

- Ernest Hemingway (via nudelip)